Take a photo of me like I’m standing by the sea, staring into the distance… thinking about absolutely nothing.

There’s a full sentence printed on this towel, and somehow it says more than your last three relationships.
“Take a photo of me like I’m standing by the sea, staring into the distance… thinking about absolutely nothing.”
It’s poetic, a little dramatic, and completely relatable.
This towel wasn’t made for drying. It was made for moments — the staged, the spontaneous, and the suspiciously curated.
Lay it down, lie back, and become the main character in someone else’s photo dump.
Not just a towel. A personality trait.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent


We only start making this beauty after you place your order — because instant gratification is overrated.
It takes a little longer to arrive, but it’s worth the wait (like your next good idea).
Thanks for choosing something unique — just like your beach stare.