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Take a photo of me like I’m standing by the sea, staring into the distance… contemplating life, but mostly just posing.

Take a photo of me like I’m standing by the sea, staring into the distance… contemplating life, but mostly just posing.

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Regular price $39.99 USD
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Strike a pose, contemplate existence… or just pretend to. This towel captures the exact moment you look like you’re thinking about life’s big questions — while really just flexing for Instagram. “Take a photo of me like I’m standing by the sea, staring into the distance…” sounds poetic, but we all know you’re here for the likes (and maybe the tan lines).

This sublimation beach towel doesn’t just dry you off — it sets the scene. Super soft? Obviously. Cozy? Like your third existential crisis. Printed on one side, with the reverse in ultra-absorbent terry fabric to mop up spilled cocktails, saltwater, or spilled secrets.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent


Every towel is made only after you order it. No warehouses full of sad, forgotten fabric. No mass production. Just good decisions and great taste. You’re not just buying a towel — you’re making a low-key sustainable flex. Good for you, eco-warrior of the beach.

So go ahead — lay it down, strike your most dramatic pose, and wait for someone to say, “OMG I need that towel.”
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