Sandy but Fabulous — Barefoot, Burnt, and Still Better Than Everyone

Sunburnt, salty, half-buried in sand—and yet, somehow still giving effortless icon.
The Sandy but Fabulous towel is for those who’ve accepted that perfection is a myth, but looking fabulous while mildly falling apart? That’s an art form.

Printed boldly across the front (because subtlety is for Tuesdays), and backed with soft, ultra-absorbent terry cloth—perfect for drying off tears, sea water, or the last bit of your dignity after slipping on wet rocks in front of 12 strangers.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Made from a heavenly cotton/poly blend (a union far more functional than most marriages), this towel is produced only when ordered—just like fine wine and passive-aggressive apologies.

Warning: may cause envy, spontaneous compliments, and existential beach thoughts.