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Resting Beach Face — For When You’re Tan, Salty & Emotionally Unavailable
Resting Beach Face — For When You’re Tan, Salty & Emotionally Unavailable
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$39.99 USD
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$39.99 USD
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Why fake a smile when your towel can say it all?
The Resting Beach Face towel is for sun-loungers who came to tan, not talk. Bold, unapologetic, and mildly threatening in the best way — it’s basically a giant eye roll, but soft and absorbent.
The front side features full-bleed, fade-proof sublimation that stays loud no matter how many margaritas get spilled on it. The back? Ultra-thirsty terry cloth that soaks up ocean water, social tension, and the tears of people who expected a friendlier vibe.
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
Because here’s the deal: we don’t stock this towel in warehouses, just like you don’t stock patience for small talk. It’s made on demand, shipped with minimal BS, and ready to help you lie down and silently judge everyone around you.
Congrats. You just found your personality in towel form.
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The Resting Beach Face towel is for sun-loungers who came to tan, not talk. Bold, unapologetic, and mildly threatening in the best way — it’s basically a giant eye roll, but soft and absorbent.
The front side features full-bleed, fade-proof sublimation that stays loud no matter how many margaritas get spilled on it. The back? Ultra-thirsty terry cloth that soaks up ocean water, social tension, and the tears of people who expected a friendlier vibe.
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
Because here’s the deal: we don’t stock this towel in warehouses, just like you don’t stock patience for small talk. It’s made on demand, shipped with minimal BS, and ready to help you lie down and silently judge everyone around you.
Congrats. You just found your personality in towel form.
