I swear, it’s just a towel! Funny Beach Towel

Is That a Statement or a Towel?

Turn heads at the beach with this bold and hilarious towel!
Printed with the cheeky phrase “I swear, it’s just a towel,” this ultra-soft, full-size beach towel is your new conversation starter.

Crafted for comfort and style:

• US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester | EU: 50/50 cotton/poly blend
• Size: 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm) — perfect for sunbathing or drying off in style
• One-sided print with soft terry fabric on the back for extra absorbency
• Lightweight, quick-drying, and unforgettable

🌍 Made-to-order to reduce waste — thank you for supporting thoughtful production!

Perfect as a gift, beach essential, or just to show the world your sense of humor.