Hotter Than Your Ex — The Only Towel Worth Breaking Up For

Tired of your ex’s ghost popping up when you least expect it? Drown those memories under our Hotter Than Your Ex towel. Flaunting a fade-proof sublimation print on one side and a luxuriously soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend on the other, it’s sized at a generous 30″ × 60″ to wrap you in comfort—and shade your ex with style. The thirsty terry-cloth backing soaks up water (and jealous stares) in seconds. Made on demand because mass-produced drama is so 2005. Warning: may provoke uncontrollable “Where’d you get that?!” questions and serious towel envy.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Your towel only begins its glamorous journey the moment you click “Order,” so it needs a little extra pampering (and printing) before it jets off to you—greatness takes time, darling. We craft each one-on-one towel on demand (no sleepy factory floors here), which means you’re personally thwarting overproduction and saving the planet one sassy towel at a time. High-five for thoughtful shopping and eco-chic vibes!